1st
blood watch
today i met up with a friend of mine. for her sake, let us call her “cleopatra.”
so i met up with cleopatra in union square this afternoon. “hey cleopatra! how’s it going? i haven’t seen you in about a month! what’s shakin?” i say. no “hi dorf. i miss you. long time no see!” nothing of that sort. instead, here’s what i get as a greeting…
“i think i’m about to get my period. i feel something wet on my butt - can you look? is it blood or just water? you’re on blood watch today.”
SCREW THAT. i dont think i’ve ever been asked to do anything so disgusting in my entire life. i know guys always get grossed out by menstruation, but this has to be equally vomit-inducing for girls too. its possible i actually gagged right then and there. needless to say…i did not inspect her ass for blood seeping into her dress.
