dorf

Jul
3rd

Fri

you're a grand ole flag...

tomorrow is the 4th of july. i am going camping. in the backyard of a suspected haunted mansion on “mystery point.” if i come back alive i’ll talk about it. if only some of us come back alive i might talk about it. if i dont come back alive, safe to say i wont be talking about it - although i could blog from the grave. aaaaanyways, cheers to pbr, hot dogs, pie and king george as a sucky monarch

if this aint love, i dont know what is.

Jun
22nd

Mon

images from tim burton's version of alice in wonderland!!! helena bonham carter looks AMAZING as the queen of hearts. i seriously can not wait any longer for this movie. i hope its good!

Jun
21st

Sun

i’m not ashamed to say it. lady gaga rocks and this video is “off the hizzy.” check it.

Jun
13th

Sat

this is pretty awesome

make dorf pretty

a year ago, somebody (lets call her tracy shortneck) was supposed to revamp the look of my fair blog. she never did. as a result, i just cant seem to write anything of interest on here. its just do darn ugly my eyes hurt. please tracy, hear my call for help now:

tracy help!

xoxo,

dorf

Jun
10th

Wed

Jun
9th

Tue

this is my new favorite show. its hard for me to say this, but…i cannot wait for the fall! (although i suppose id rather have a summer than watch a tv show, but i did have to think about that tradeoff pretty darn hard).

fyi: the show is GLEE, airing on FOX in the fall…

apparently our ecosystem is unaware that i am sleeping at 3am. otherwise, wtf would there be the loudest storm of my life crashing and bashing me out of my sweet sweet dreams? mother nature, you win again…

Jun
8th

Mon

i want it now

curbed just posted this peak into the apthorp apartments. i used to dream about huge loft spaces in greenpoint. now i want this. all of this. now.

seriously folks, could you imagine living here? as john puts it: “one of these things is not like the other” would be my everyday life. for those of you out of the know, he’s implying that i am not a massively wealthy celebrity, wasp, or oil tycoon. this is sadly correct.

the servants quarters are probably a step up from my current lair.